"Diane, I dreamed I was eating a large tasteless gumdrop. 

I awoke to realize I was aggressively munching on one of my 

air pillow silicone earplugs. Hence the tastelessness. 

Perhaps I should keep a closer eye on my after dinner coffee consumption."

"This must be where pies go when they die."

"Short stack of griddle cakes, melted butter, maple syrup, lightly heated and a slice of ham. Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham."

"I'd like two eggs, over hard, I know, don't tell me, it's  hard on the arteries, but old habits die hard - just about as hard as I want those eggs...bacon, super-crispy, almost burned - cremated. That's great. And I'll have the grapefruit juice, just as long as those grapefruits... are freshly squeezed.."